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Returns & Exchanges

Here at MOIST Clothing & Junk we (I) want everyone to feel the MOIST comfortable in all of their Clothing & Junk. If you receive anything that doesn’t fit just the way you like it or maybe there is some other issue you may have feeling your absolute MOISTEST please do not hesitate to email us (me) at

Now lick them pretty lips, gather up that drool with your pink
wriggler (tongue) and MOISTen up that gorgeous hand of yours with
that pool of spit because we are doing this old school with
a SPIT, a SHAKE, and a DEAL
The
SPIT and SHAKE
includes
STORE
CREDIT
PRICE OF RETURN
SHIPPING
REFUND
PRICE OF RETURN
SHIPPING
EX
CHANGE
PRICE OF RETURN
SHIPPING
*within 30 days of receiving your order
DON'T
PISS IN YOUR HAND
& TELL ME IT'S SPIT!
We (I) may require a receipt or
decline your return or exchange in
situations where I smell the deceitful
stink of pee-pee instead of that sweet
sweet scent of trusty-spit.

Things that
stink like piss:
Products that have
been defaced

Products that have been worn
for an extended period of time

Products that have been lost or damaged
to the point where they aren’t usable
ITEMS NOT ELIGIBLE FOR RETURN/EXCHANGE
STICKERS & BUTTONS & STICKERS & BUTTONS


It may take up to 2-weeks to receive a full refund. Refunds/Exchanges may not be completed until we (I) receive and review the items in question. This process can be expedited in special circumstances,just let us (me) know and we’ll work it out.

Need help with a return? Or have more questions?
contact us at orders@moistjunk.com