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Don't Get Flustered, It's Just Mustard - Shirt

$ 25.00
We are all often confronted with people and problems that need to be dealt with in an aggressive yet colorful manner. Many moons ago, two young men found a solution to these cunts and conflicts, Mustard Balloons. When life handed them mustard, these true innovators filled a balloon with it and threw it at all of their problems. And if you happen to ever get mustard'd, don't blame others for this condiment crucifixion, just get yo dick right and Don't Get Flustered, It's Just Mustard.

Design based on an act created by myself and Jordon Shaver in our youth and a saying that was exclaimed out the window every time he hucked one of those saucy squibs at an unsuspecting turdling.

Watch Jordon tell jokes here: Linky

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women. It is an updated unisex tee, which fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Baby-knit jersey

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves

  • Side-seamed

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