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Get Yo Dick Right - Shirt

$ 30.00
Life can get a bit tricky and complicated at times, but all that matters is how you deal with it. Unfortunately, moist people deal with it like complete cunts; flopping around life with their dick in a constant state of wrong. Well now we are all in luck, there is finally a shirt that will help Get Yo Dick Right! Upon purchase of this fine shirt your dick, and others around you, will start wiggling their way over to the right side of life. Now you and your dick can finally get the moist out of the world around you.

Designed based on a phrase one of my closest friends came up with; someone that always keeps his dick right, but his eyes down, Casey Stoddard.

Watch Casey tell some jokes here: Linky

And follow him here: @casey_stoddard

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women. It is an updated unisex tee, which fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Baby-knit jersey

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves

  • Side-seamed


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