No one ever needs an excuse to make an ass of themselves, but it definitely doesn't hurt to have something to help shove you in the right direction. Well you're in luck, the newest tequila on the market, El Culo Tequila, will help anyone drink their ass off in true style. Created by the one and only Greatest, Adam Degi, this drink brings the drinking world the idiot elixir it has been waiting for.But !DRINKER BEWARE! we've all heard the saying, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." Well this tequila introduces a new saying, "Drink El Culo, and your dad will die." Definitely not as catchy as the other saying, but it rings so much truer. If you have any doubts, ask the creator himself. Not for the faint of heart, or faint of lung, if you happen to be one of the few brave enough to drink the fat-dick worm at the bottom of every bottle, you'll be screaming, "CULOOOOOOOOO!" in no time.
Design based on the Greatest of All Time, Adam Degi and his random hollerings of the word "CULO" at every opportunity he gets.
Watch Adam do comedy here: Linky
Follow him here: @ADAMDEGI
And find out where you can see him next here: (this will be posted when he finally gets his dick right and makes a website, until then find him on Facebook)
This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women. It is an updated unisex tee, which fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton
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Baby-knit jersey
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Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
- Side-seamed
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